Wednesday, August 07, 2002
When Commercials Go Horribly Wrong
Number of road miles ridden on mountain bike with deflated tires in less than 25 minutes: 5
Average miles per hour maintained during ride: 14
Number of laps around lake: 2
Number of times fat black lady mockingly yelled "On yer left!" when you had to come within inches of colliding with her fat ass because she was inconsiderately hogging the entire lake path with her three other fat assed friends: Priceless. Wait, I meant 2.