Monday, November 25, 2002
Why is it that whenever I get to see a celebrity, it's one that I really really really hate? I suppose it's better that way, since if I don't care much for the person I'm a lot less likely to go pester them while they're standing in line at Chipotle just three people in front of me.
However, when the celebrity is Mancow, I'm more apt to find a small firearm and do the world a small favor by discharging it in his back.
I'm just sayin', yo.