Monday, December 01, 2003
Dear Discovery Channel
If I'm a caucasian westerner watching a two hour special on "Xtreme Martial Arts," there's a pretty damn good chance that I'm going to go watch a certain movie that has a caucasian westerner who becomes a Samurai.
So next time, you don't need to show me half of the god damned movie during the martial arts special, okay?
Thanks.