Keeping Score

Ignorance is the Best Contraceptive

Hey, it turns out if teenagers just respect themselves, they won't get pregnant! And to think all that time in school we were using condoms! The money we could have saved if we just respected each other!

Also, if you get plenty of rest, you won't catch any STDs, either! I swear, medical science is amazing these days.

And yes, we've already decided that we're homeschooling Riley.

Kidding.

Maybe.