Sunday, July 25, 2004
Not Wind, Like a Watch,
But Wind, like the air.
Here's your comic book/Presidential race crossover for the week. I may have stumbled onto a case of truth being more terrifying than fiction. In the book Elektra Assassin, we're in a similar state (politically) that we are now: The President is an unlikeable Republican "kicking ass" in a war against America's enemies (at the time, Russia), and the Democratic candidate, Ken Wind, is a smiling, hippie era ("He was there at Kent State...") feelgood peacenik.
Only that it turns out that Ken Wind is possessed and controlled by the devil himself.
So what I want to know is, why does John Edwards look just like Ken Wind?
I'm just saying.
Now aren't you sorry you signed that little contract with me back in college? ;)
Hey, if you're comfortable voting for the devil, you can justify it any way you'd like, just expect some "I told you so's" when we're all roasting in hell, mmkay?
And what contract are you talking about???