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Monster Revenge

By now I'm sure you've all heard about the Monster Litigation Machine. Quick recap for those of you who haven't: A company that sells shitty RGB and coax cables is attempting to strongarm everyone and their moms for using the term "monster" in their company name, movie titles, etc.

So I have a simple proposition to the Board of Directors at Comcast:

Please sue the balls off of Monster Cable for the use of the word "Cable." You could afford to consider buying Disney, so you therefore have more money than god. Please take a moment to think about the Karmic bitch-slap you could deliver on behalf of America, and do the right thing here.

Thank you.