Keeping Score

The Cyborgs Are Here

And I want some of this.

First Cybernetic eye. First Cybernetic Limb, that actually can send back stimuli to the brain (touch, pain, pleasure, etc.).

Sorry, I find cybertechnology an insanely interesting field. This is some cool shit.

BUSTED

It appears I've been fined for a sexual misconduct with a maiden?

Read the whole thing, and let me know if it makes any sense to you. Evidently you can't be caught kissing a woman on videotape in New Zealand.

But Liz, I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME!!! I'VE BEEN FRAMED!!!

Thanks to Linda for the link

Tell Us a Story...

About robots, named Rod and Todd.

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If you don't get it, Google the phrase.

Trust me, this seemed a lot funnier when I was picturing it. Or when Liz was saying it at the end of every commercial.

Just Listen

Look, don't mess with little old ladies from Texas, okay?

I swear to god, this is the funniest thing you'll listen to all year. Prepare for ROTFLYAOWTIYE (with tears in your eyes).