Thursday, July 07, 2005

It's Got Something to Do With Closets

So R Kelly just released this new album, and while I normally don't like his stuff, this one is extra bad with a heaping side of awful sauce on the side. A kid today in a motion shoot was all "no, the lyrics are so descriptive, it's like you can see what's going on!"

Here's a sample of when he's almost discovered in the closet, hiding because the husband of the woman he was sleeping with just came home:

He walks up to the closet
He’s close up to the closet
Now he’s at the closet
Now he’s opening the closet

I know, I know, it's riveting.

Later, he actually tries to use the word "climax" as dialog when his wife is achieving orgasm. Yes, it's as painful as it sounds.

VH1's Best Week Ever has been following the continuing saga of this magnum opus. They really almost don't have to comment on it; it's so bad it parodies itself.
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