Keeping Score

It's Got Something to Do With Closets

So R Kelly just released this new album, and while I normally don't like his stuff, this one is extra bad with a heaping side of awful sauce on the side. A kid today in a motion shoot was all "no, the lyrics are so descriptive, it's like you can see what's going on!"

Here's a sample of when he's almost discovered in the closet, hiding because the husband of the woman he was sleeping with just came home:

He walks up to the closet
He’s close up to the closet
Now he’s at the closet
Now he’s opening the closet

I know, I know, it's riveting.

Later, he actually tries to use the word "climax" as dialog when his wife is achieving orgasm. Yes, it's as painful as it sounds.